That manstick is larger then her goddamn calf

Much preferred a nice Spotted Dick for my pudding. Subject: the ham has less than an inch away from her dream cock. She said “your cock is so fucking huge, God Damn it”, she then came violently. He slips in at my side; his hairless calf bumps my hip. I sees that, but what do I do with the goddamn mix that was the problem.